I'm apart of the cosmos after all.
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  • shutupaubrey:

    i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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  • "We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect."
    Anaïs Nin (via feellng)

    (Source: feellng, via thebutcherandhisprose)

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  • kireinahana:

    thirp:

    I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

    Nevermind this is it

    (Source: catasters, via ttitty--cats)

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  • internetexplorers:

    100wordlimit:

    internetexplorers:

    if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

    my friend got hit by a car
    he still went to school

    what a nerd

    (via doesnttouchdoors)

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  • dasfreefree:

    i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

    (via thefuuuucomics)

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