Briauna. Only 5ft 2in. 1/4 Chinese. Blue eyes. In love. Life can be difficult. This is me.
| Me: | I'm so bored! |
|---|---|
| Billy: | Well, you're a boring person babe. |
| Me: | Thanks for that. |
| Billy: | |
| Me: | |
| Billy: | Don't get booty hurt. I was just kidding. |
| Me: | Yeah, okay. |
| HOW THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO GET MY FEELING HURT?!?! |
(via makebelievewithme)
(via saltwater-roomings)
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
(via bigbasketoflove)
I saw The Avengers before I saw Iron Man 2..
Now I’ll feel especially guilty if
I dream about having sex with
another guy…
(specifically Paul)
“When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they’ll be life-long mates.”
(via rachelwantstosleep)
(via beingseventeenyears)
